some 40ish year old asian man poked me in the boob on the subway so i punched him

cool

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IM SO MAD GRRRRRRRR

Work at it like a crack addict

apparently i yell “FAGGOT” when im sleeping

cool..

LOOOOOOOOL

Anonymous asked: JennyBagel

Micbagel!

Chase away my demons

i dont fucking need you, you just think i do. you think everyone does and that you got everyone on lock but truthfully you ain’t shit, your life is a meaningless joke and you’re not worth my time anymore.

omg you are the cuuutesttttttttt

I’m cheesed

You only talk to me when you..
…..
Well fuck you too then!

Need to be more independent

Why me what the fuck oh god

So apparently I fell infront of cops and everywhere else, almost got trampled by 4 horses, faceplanted on the boardwalk, had someone carry me to run away from the cops/horses, had someone carry me for like over 20 minutes to get to the car, told everyone to stfu cuz I couldn’t breathe, threw up, got puke on spongebob towel(!), almost sacked the driver, made someone sit outside shirtless for an hour at 2am cuz I was cold.. LOL good night if I may say so myself
P.s. sand EVERYWHERE

Shut up!! I need to breathe!!!!!!!
Last night

I FEEL LIKE SHIIIIIIIIIITTTT
Thanks for taking care of me :’)

..woke up drunk
LOL